Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm David, the bestest most perfectest, greatest, fabulous person you'll ever meet! So trust me when I say, I'm a total mess up! And I'll probably say something super dumb.

Anyway, enough self deprecation. I'm Dave, an ex-staff member, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Also the sky is blue because of Voodoo magic. Trust me, that's the real answer.