If it was possible, his jaw would have dropped off in shock as he gazed about the massive gathering of knowledge, creating the largest library he had ever seen with his own two eyes. Aforementioned eyes were wide in shock, quickly taking a step back to guarantee that the size of the room he stood partially in was in fact larger- flipping two massive birds at science and physics, then proceeding to knee it in the gonads. He hesitantly took a step inside the mansion that could not possibly exist- partly wondering if he was really passed out on the floor of his home due to chemicals and hallucinating what should be fully impossible- and ran his hands over the spines of the books nearby him.

He shook himself from his reverie, returning his hands to his pockets he refocused on the matter at hand, and strode his way over to... yet another lady. What is this, an anime? "Excuse me, I am looking for a Miss Patchouli? I was sent by a Miss Alice Margatroid."